Quote Journal mostly from my friends, family and self. I have been keeping this site in various forms over the years, on my site, in blogger, and now in LJ.

Syndicated from My Quote Journal.

1. it woulld be hard to twitter using a Bear - (Remember when President Obama's Blackberry was taken away for security reasons?)
   
   
   First Grader: Miss Chrusch! Do you know why the President is mad?
   
   Me: hmmm?
   
   First Grader: They took his BLACK BEAR AWAY!!
   
   
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2. oof - Melissa: Well, I really did need to get out of bed, but did I really need to FALL out of it?
   
   Eric: Probably not. I'd try to avoid that in the future :)
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
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3. And I really did eat it the next day - Melis: I found an unopened box of healthy harvest spagetti BEHIND THE COUCH, hm, that's random, but at least I know what to have for dinner tomorrow
   
   
   
   
   
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4. I think it is, I really do - Me: At dentist, boot scooting boogie on the radio as they gives shot. Is this Hell?
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
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5. Thinking - Me: Brain Hurts
   
   David: You think too much!
   
   Me: ....Someone in this family has too.
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
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6. Facebook: Vampires 1 - Me: I know where the bruises on my right and shoulder are from, but what did I do to my left leg? I don't think bruising this easy is healthy
   
   Scott: umm, get more iron in your diet? when i was bruising easily my doctor put me on iron supplments
   
   Me: Yeah, I guess you don't get to be this pale without being Anemic.... Or a Vampire
   
   Erin then pointed out that vampires don't bruise, so my theory was shot LOL Vampires don't bruise
   
   
   
   
   
   
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7. Story Gwen told at the Funeral - My Grandmother (after being driven to the mall by her niece, she stands next to her younger sister, looks at the sister's walker, looks at her own walker and says:) Let's Race!
   
   
   
   
   
   
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8. Words to live by - My Grandmother (when being asked if she wanted to split a cookie): I have never eaten half a cookie in my life!
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
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9. My Artistic Family - David: You're the Liberal Arts, Jeff is the Crazy Media Arts and I'm...BODY ART
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
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10. it's a compliment...as long as you like cheese - Melis: You are like....ME, you poor poor girl.
    
    Kellie: I'm a loony
    
    Melis: You're like my twin, but you know prettier and like mac and cheese
    
    Kellie: I'm like mac and cheese?
    
    Melis: yes
    
    Melis: you are just like it
    
    Melis: warm and...cheesy...
    
    Kellie: LOL i liked it
    
    Kellie: "you're like mac and cheese"....."warm and cheesy"
    
    Kellie: I'm gonna use that
    
    
    
    
    
    
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11. healthy eating - Melis: I just ate a SlimFast bar, and followed it with a Hershey bar.
    
    Holly: My dad once told me that my sis, a while back, bought a case of slim-fast shakes. I guess she had planned on dieting. He came home one day to find her with a slim-fast in one hand and a candy bar in the other hand, watching tv.
    
    
    
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12. oh Jeff - Jeff: Hey Melissa I'm just calling to see if the downstairs computer has a USB port, I guess I really could just walk downstairs and check but I'd rather lie here in bed, so I decided to call you...
    
    
    
    
    
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13. And it's always in season - Cel: Melissa you've being overly complicated again...I think you harvest that.
    
    
    
    
    
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14. Bonding with Mom - Mom: I don't know who handed it to who, but it said "Light"...so that means it was beer
    
    Me: Hmm, underage drinking.... but at least they are being health concious, and counting their carbs.
    
    
    
    
    
    Mom: Your grandmother thinks they don't go to school because the guidance counselor made a mistake and scheduled too many credits last year, so this year he gets a break because he is so ahead.
    
    Me: She'll Believe anything.
    
    Mom: I know.
    
    Me: Oh Oh, I got it. Lets tell her David is in some special afternoon college prep classes for gifted people!
15. Gonna take Pollution down to zeroooo - asterism sprink: by the power of our horcruxes combined
    
    asterism sprink: I am Captain Voldemort
    
    
    
    
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16. Just a usual day for me in the kitchen - Melis: I was just attacked by a mixer. I opened it for the first time, and plugged it in without knowing it was set to on already...and it tried to kill me.
    
    I ended up with my sleeves stuck in a mixer, marks all over my arm....then I stepped in crisco while wearing socks
    
    
    
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17. Well cheese doodles OR potatoes really - Katie: because you know Albany is the last thing you want to see before you die.
    
    Me: Actually I was thinking of a big bowl of cheese doodles.
    
    O. Katie: Hopefully the bowl was empty...so you could have eaten them all before you died.
    
    
    
    
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18. Easter Egg hunts are over-rated - Mom, in the closet: "Melissa! I was looking for the Skittles...and I found a loaf of bread!"
    
    
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19. Even thinking about me is fattening.... - Cel: miss ya oodles... like oodles n noodles
    
    Cel: Or oodles of noodles
    
    Cel: Whatever its called
    
    Cel: Minus the noodles add cake
    
    Cel: Better yet brownies
    
    Cel: Miss u oodles of brownies
    
    Cel: Mmmm brownies
    
    
    
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20. Just another day at School... - First Grader: "you're hair smells like a hot tub"
    
    Same First Grader after tapping my arm: "You have arms like my mom, when I tap her her arm jiggles like yours..."
    
    
    
    
    
    5th Grader (after overhearing one classmate insult another): "Miss C, What's Rehab?"
    
    
    
    
    
    5th Grader trying to distract my reference lesson starts talking about Lice to be funny...
    
    Me (unfased): Sure, say you wanted to look up information about Lice, which reference tool would you use?
    
    5th Grader: You always do that!... turn stuff around...make us have to think about stuff! It's annoying.
    
    Me: That's my job...I get paid to mess with your mind.
    
    
    
    
    
    4th Grader: You know Miss C...you're a little weird.
    
    
    
    
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21. Here comes peter cottontail - Me to Ash in an IM:
    I like God, he made bunnies.
    
    
    
    
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22. Good Solid Logic - Teacher: What kind of animals would you find in a tree?
    
    First Grader: Turtles!
    
    Teacher:...would you really find a turtle IN A TREE?
    
    First Grader: Sure, If I put him there.
    
    
    
    
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23. - While Reading "Lilly's purple plastic purse" to K and First I asked what they wanted to be when they grew up. Mixed in with the firemen, cops, teachers, baseball players and vets I had the following answers.
    
    1st Grader: Palentologist!
    
    Kindergardner (girl): A Cowboy!
    
    Kindergardner: A Book Reader! (woo!!!)
    
    
    
    
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24. Ewww...but still funny somehow - First Grader: Miss C! My Cousin Melissa just had a baby girl!
    
    Me: Really? What did they name her?
    
    First Grader: Emily...Emily Elizabeth
    
    Me: Like the girl from Clifford!
    
    First Grader: Yeah! That's why they did it...they almost had a RED DOG Too
    
    Me: Oh?
    
    First Grader: Yeah but they realized it was just bleeding...
25. Should I use Ebay to sell Vanya? - Melis: I'm glad you're healthy, that will come in handy when I sell you. Do you think Mike would buy you?
    
    V: If the Price was Right...
    
    Mom: You mean if it's not alot of money...
    
    Me: Did you just call Vanya Cheap?
    
    Mom: No, I just meant he probably wouldn't pay millions of dollars...
    
    Me: Don't worry, your not cheap...just not worth millions of dollars, somewhere inbetween...but you're not cheap, your mom will be so proud
    
    V: Oh good.
    
    
    
    
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